“I know there’s a proverb which says, ‘To err is human’ but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.” – Agatha Christie, Hallowe’en Party, 1969 WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS STRONG VULGAR LANGUAGE AND SUGGESTIVE THEMES THAT MAY OFFEND. THIS BLOG MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL READERS, ESPECIALLY… Read more

Some one at one point in time decided to point out that we live in a “Mobile first, Cloud first” Digital world. Say what you want about poor choices whoever that guy was, was absolutely right. I want to call this out right here and now that the computing world will never go to a… Read more

I wanna start this one off by asking a question. Do you truly have the right to say whatever you want and express yourself online? Does your first amendment right still apply to you in the glorious world of the interwebs? If you believe that first amendment has more to do with expressing yourself and… Read more

Whether I’m on the clock or the couch there is a phrase that seems to have become synonymous with my life as a certified Computer Nerd. It doesn’t matter if its a remote support call or an onsite service visit more and more people have this tendency to say the same thing to me. As… Read more

Hopefully you didn’t click on this thinking there was actually software somewhere in here that could tell you if your significant other or relationship partner was a cheater. Its a blog post remember? (I’ve never been very good at click-bait so if caught you…YAY! GO ME!!!) More and more I’m hearing from multiple sources (as… Read more

Lets face it folks…civilization would collapse under the weight of its own boredom and restlessness if not for the tiny rectangle of supreme knowledge most of us carry in our pockets. Even the older generations of people before the days of google and gofuckme (or however you spell it) when given the choice of what… Read more